drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

Faggot
Anonymous

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

jayzpenney:

*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

cockkkkkkkk:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

foreverpruned:

telvi1:

me in class listening to a white student talk about black issues

ITS A FUCKING GIF!

foreverpruned:

telvi1:

me in class listening to a white student talk about black issues

ITS A FUCKING GIF!