sluttylittlepill:

LITERAL QUEEN

sluttylittlepill:

LITERAL QUEEN

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Migos

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

nagato316:

gosimpsonic:

And you’ll never have one.

Totes reblogging for emphasis on that last line.

automatically:

going to a buffet like

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adorablespiders:

Hello, i live in California and i was wondering if you could tell me what this little guy is. 

AS: you found a Labyrinth orb weaver! 

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tltty:

you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

audreyii-fic:

ladyofthestrange:

doodleigh:

wall-flawer:

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

Honestly she probably could have.

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.